Quotes o' Funnies

"If Tom Gill were in the military, there would be no more wars."
--Tom

"Get food and do your job."
--Joel, in reference to the conflict between ministry and obtaining sustenance

"They weren't being emergent per sé, but they were asking a lot of good questions and coming to not so good conclusions. Which is emergent."
--Me

"Seriously, Rick went to Palestine and came back with like 1,000 camels. And now they're all over the house."
--Joel