Monday, May 25, 2009

Of Mass Assaults

31

Judging from my experience as a daycare and summer camp counselor, I think it's an accurate number. Speaking of attacks:

59%

As much as it disappoints me, I also think this one is accurate. You can only defeat so many zombies when you don't have guns (even though blades don't need reloading) and when you have some moral sense or desire to save your friends and family.

3 comments:

  1. I'm jealous, I could only take on 25 five year olds. Although... that's an entire class, so I suppose I'm not completely lacking in skill.

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  2. I hate zombies. I have a genuine fear of them. It's called kinemortophobia.

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  3. Sounds legit, if they've got a name for it. Five year olds are just as dangerous in large groups. I wonder if they're a name for the fear of large groups of small children. Or of five-year-olds.

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